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My name is Esther, 20 years: I have a kind and trustful heart. Positive outlook helps me to be positively-minded and cheerful. I have different interests in life so I am open to everything new! I am very romantic and affectionate, can`t you see this?:) Love and happiness mean a lot to me. I believe that it is so hard to live without love and being loved. And I hope that in this dating site I will find my happiness..

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Were you in Boy Scouts? Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar. I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship? I sneezed because God blessed me with you. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Are you Hurricane Katrina?

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My name is Gloria, 21.: My character is like a rose bush.. When you care, water and give your attention to it, it pleases the eye by its green leaves and beautiful flowers, the scent of which turns heads. I am a positive lady, supporting, loyal, trustful, very easy going, honest person and a good friend, who keeps her word and proud of that.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you..

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A parent should never tell if they have a favorite child, I like it that way, and I like my News that way, I dont want to know who your favorites are, treat everybody the same! These newscasters crying over Trump is absolutely ridiculous, the men at CNN act like women .

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True love

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